Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Why I love red-eye flights

Red Eye flights leave after 9 PM and arrive before 5 AM. Most people avoid them. I don’t, though, and here are 10 reasons why:

1. Late night flights are often cheaper.
For my recent flight from Kolkata to Bangalore, a ticket that cost more than Rs. 18000 for a mid-day flight cost just Rs. 12000 for a late night flight.

2. Late night flights offer faster check in.
Airports tend to be less busy late at night; from curb to check-in, your jaunt to the gate is likely to be smoother and quicker than it would be during the day.

3. Late night flights often fly well below capacity.
Mid-day flights are often full. Late night flights aren’t… which means the one seat you paid for can often turn into three seats for stretching out and taking a nap. Fewer passengers also means you’re more likely to snag the increasingly coveted airline blanket.

4. Late night flights are less rowdy.
Parents with crying kids. Businesspeople knocking back a few drinks. The overexcited tourist who just can’t wait to get to Goa and gamble away her retirement. They’re all absent from late night flights.

5. Late night flights are more luggage friendly.

Fewer passengers = more overhead bin space and less luggage in cargo. Less luggage in cargo = faster baggage claim.

6. Late night flights let you get in a full day’s work.
Mid-day flights always leave me feeling as if I’ve lost a whole day of work, leaving me cranky. A late night flight, however, lets me get in at least a half-day’s work, and I can squeeze in a full day’s work if I’m not procrastinating.

7. Late night flights let you avoid rush hour traffic.
If you've ever travelled to Bangalore airport in evening traffic, you would know what I am talking about. Sometimes, the headache of air travel has nothing to do with air at all, but with on the ground traffic. As an example, Kolkata to Bangalore takes 2 hours while Bangalore Airport to my house in Bangalore takes 2.5 hours. You can avoid morning and afternoon rush hours by taking the late night flight.

8. Late night flights tend to be on time.
With less air and runway traffic compared to morning and afternoon flights, late night flights tend to arrive and depart on time.

9. Late night flights allow you to manage your appetite.
Like work, eating habits always seem to get thrown off by morning or mid-day flights. With a late night flight, though, it’s possible to eat breakfast and lunch, and to pack a light snack for the plane.

10. Late night flights leave you less prone to losing stuff.

With fewer people, CISF screeners, gate agents, and flight attendants are all more likely to have more time to devote to you… which means they’re more likely to see and return the laptop you left behind at the x-ray machine or the camera you forgot in the overhead bin.

What does education mean?

I few days ago, I was out with my sister and her friends for a lunch at Red Fork, Indiranagar. Her friends were very well educated and almost everyone was a hotshot. To be frank, I was kinda feeling out of place. Anyway, I had picked the restaurant, which is moderately priced but chic. I have been there a few times and have always found the owner or the spouse chatting with patrons. Today the daughter was waiting tables. So there was one guy in our group. Let's call him AH. The conversation went as follows.

AH: Why don't you print the menus? Why is it on blackboards?

Lady: We have a dynamic menu and this helps us change every few weeks. Lots of the stuff we serve is seasonal, and big plus is we get to try new things in the kitchen.

She turns around after taking the orders, and pat goes the guy. "Saaf saaf bol na print karne ke liye paise nahin hain!" Translation: Why don't you say clearly that you don't have the money to print menus.

I was flabbergasted by this. Excused myself after a few minutes and went to the lady to apologize for the asshole's behaviour. She had heard the guy, and was embarrased. I am never going out with this crowd again. EVER.